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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

foreveralone-lyguy:

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

How the hell would you even get in that situation

nope:

why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 


me during the summer:
is today wednesday or sunday


Britain:
Excuse Me

Netherlands:
Excuseer me

Mexico:
Perdon

Italy:
Permesso

France:
Pardon

Canada:
Sorry

America:
Get the fuck out of my way douchedick

Australia:
Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

Mozzarella Mac Deep Dish Pizza[Recipe at Link]

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