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meanplastic:

hey can you please…”

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lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED

supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED

sofapizza:

damn this humidity

sofapizza:

damn this humidity

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

" I’m an adult, but not like a real adult "

— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

killamobetta:

radicalbehavior:

Tell me about a time where a white child was killed and black people made a hashtag mocking their death, a Halloween costume mocking their death, or a celebration of their death in any way shape or from. NEVER!!

Black pride has never been about hating white people, but white supremacy has always been about hating black people.

^^^^